E. he clings.

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:02:19 -0400

he clings.

You know your fruit salad is good when it looks like its plastic

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 16:33:23 -0400

You know your fruit salad is good when it looks like its plastic

If you had told me this would be my favorite movie of 2012 I...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 02:22:00 -0400

If you had told me this would be my favorite movie of 2012 I would have told you that you:

A: Did not know me at all

B: are straight

C: are probably an asshole.

I looked like a neon zebra shaking rain off her stripes

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 02:19:54 -0400

I looked like a neon zebra shaking rain off her stripes

I hate to get the seats in the Benz wet, but thats how good yo...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 20:20:00 -0400

I hate to get the seats in the Benz wet, but thats how good yo ass is.

Revolution

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 20:12:07 -0400

Revolution

Photo

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 01:20:41 -0400

6.

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 00:19:19 -0400

New York City is too fucking small. Had to stop talking to a guy who was cool because I found out he was good friends with somebody who broke my heart last year.

8 million people. How?

ZOMGIWANTRED.

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 20:06:59 -0400

ZOMGIWANTRED.

5.

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 22:23:30 -0400

Life can be quite funny sometimes…

Coincidentally every openly gay student at my high school save one has been on my caseload. The caseloads are assigned alphabetically. This makes me giggle.

the principal at my job needs to hear this.

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:56:00 -0400

the principal at my job needs to hear this.

Photo

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 04:22:00 -0400

3.

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 15:15:00 -0400

That awkward moment when you are looking at xtube (amateur porn) videos and recognize the guy getting penetrated from an online dating site and laugh at the fact that his profile proclaims him to be a long term relationship/family guy

1.

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 04:44:06 -0400

I wonder if you took a survey of one hundred random people under 30 and asked if they had ever had a weblog, what percentage would have attempted it at least once? We are some pretty self absorbed American assholes, huh?